HOUSEWARMING INVITE

Ive been invited to the housewarming of my genius herbalist who is currently regrowing the hair in my bald spot, which is heartwarming. Actually though, it was his/her wife who invited me. Ah, I see you noticed the his/her thing.........well, my herbalist used to be called Mark but is now called Amanda..........do I have to spell it out for you? lol.... so anyways...... what has this to do with art? well, aparently they will have lots of interesting people such as musicians, poets, and trans people..............so where will I fit in? I dont like parties as I never know what to say or do and usually wind up in the kitchen...........I say usually, but actually, I dont go to parties so Idont know if I do end up in the kitchen or not............its a figure of speech........and talking of speech...see what I did there?.............this is innapropriate to this blog. I should perhaps open another blog for talky talky things like this.......what should I call it? Ideas on a postcard please........hahahaha

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